A cowboy told his grandson the secret to a long life. He said, "You gotta sprinkle little gunpowder on your oatmeal, see. If you do, you'll live nice ripe old age." So did this religiously every day, and sure enough, lived age of 96. When he died left behind 4 children, 8 grandchildren, 15 great-grand- children ...and 16 foot hole in wall crematorium.