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A married couple is fast asleep when the phone rings at 3 AM. The wife picks up, listens for a second, and replies: "How am I supposed to know? Were 200 miles inland - try coast guard!" click Her husband rolls over asks, "Sweetheart, who was that?" She sighs, "I don't know..... some stupid woman asking if clear."
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A married couple is fast asleep when the phone rings at 3 AM. The wife picks up, listens for a second, and replies: "How am I supposed to know? Were 200 miles inland - try coast guard!" click Her husband rolls over asks, "Sweetheart, who was that?" She sighs, "I don't know..... some stupid woman asking if clear."

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