sexhaver someone on r/legaladvice was sick of their coworker stealing food out the fridge so they started labeling it "POISON - DO NOT EAT" in sharpie both bag and food's wrapper every day person still kept after a week added bunch laxatives to thief had go hospital could possibly sue OP. general consensus that OP technically objectively wrong from legal standpoint but there is 0% chance them being convicted criminal court because would require finding 12 jurors who rule favor labeled then getting poisoned msaprildaniels "Not guilty by reason guy."