Why I Like Retirement! Question: How many days in a week? Answer: 6 Saturdays, 1 Sunday When is retiree's bedtime? Two hours after falling asleep on the couch. retirees does it take to change light bulb? Only one, but might all day. What's biggest gripe of retirees? There not enough time get everything done. don't mind being called Seniors? The term comes with 10% discount. Among retirees, what considered for- mal attire? Tied shoes.