rabbiteclair Follow 3h ago i get into a horrific car accident while carrying crock pot full of meatballs in the passenger seat. at hospital, surgeons cannot sort out which chunks meat are me and not, so I end up with several sewn my guts. despite this make recovery, they elect not to remove because quote 'they seem comfy there.' igo on talk show circuit become moderately famous as The Meatballs Woman. when die am buried under gravestone carved it. year 2438, grad student from what is now Cambodia who studying late pre-collapse American Empire writes her thesis this, concluding that probably never existed was conflation real stories urban legends. years later, pop-history book wildly misinterprets other things, arguing for existence historic religious pantheon including figures like Woman, Florida Man, Emperor Norton, etc. sells bizarrely well inspires new neo-pagan movement, turn leads weird shipping community, resulting small but vibrant scene ABO fics featuring MrBeast (who context has been interpreted god excess trickery) chilling scenario only one multiple reasons going attempt crash today 582 notes