crunchbuttsteak: haedia: thewolfofnibu: stahscre4m: there are guys in my dorm who decided to play cards the elevator see what intrigues me about college isn't intellectual pursuit or bonding whatever, its fact that people have freedom do random like this Okay, everybody, I a story college. When was college, particular class took where, no matter time you walked into class, if made it room before professor, wouldn't be counted late. mean, that's pretty cool policy, given how some professors really obnoxious attendance. Well, one time, fellow student of mine running late class. As she reached edge building, saw her professor making front steps (super long rectangular building here). He looks up from walking and he sees her. then points his watch, gives well-meaning "Look who's late" face, walks on inside. What didn't know, though, freakishly good at bouldering related climbing skills, so just " it" SCALED THE BUILDING! She tapped window 4th floor classroom (the floors had 20ft ceilings, so, quite ways there), nearly piss himself. They opened window, rolled through, onto floor, slid seat five seconds door classroom. did double take, started say "How hell d-" when security guard ran in, red-faced panting, pointed bellowed "STOP DOING THAT!" oh god